Room 208

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#604

Rated 64 by 16 users 
<Cry> rrrrrgh people older than me acting like children
<Barcodaway> Far Cry
<Barcodaway> Crysis
<Barcodaway> Crytek
<Barcodaway> CryEngine, Cryogenic Something Or Other
<Cry> duh duh dah
<Barcodaway> Cry:  Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war
<Cry> gaaaaah
<JackMackerel> Booooo
<JackMackerel> get off the stage
<Barcodaway> See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
<Barcodaway> I'm Crying

#433

Rated 62 by 11 users 
<JackMackerel> @g totally not porn of tzetze
<Omnipresence> JackMackerel: Google: Suspiciously Specific Denial - Television Tropes & Idioms — http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial

#455

Rated 62 by 11 users 
<Jackerel> Oh, Tibs, how's the flooding?
<Tibetanfox> I'm in Victoria, so I'm fine.
<Tibetanfox> As for Queensland, it's fucked. 75% of it is underwater now.
<Tibetanfox> Including the capital fucking city.
<Tibetanfox> Shit be fucked.
<Jackerel> Flash floods and shit
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<T-Cat> Yeah, see?
<T-Cat> There goes Blackthorne.

#837

Rated 61 by 6 users 
<Jackerel> ENDRANCE-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!
<Juan> but solstace isn't here, mackerel
<Juan> well, i guess he's in our hearts
<Juan> or in your heart
<Juan> and your penis
<Alkthash> Wait, he is *in* Jackerel's penis?
<Juan> Of course. Don't you know? Jackerel's penis is like Aladdin's lamp. It just holds bishies instead of genies
<ponicalica> rub my "lamp" amirite
<HederaHelix> Please don't ever talk about JackMackerel's penis ever again.

#495

Rated 57 by 16 users 
<JackMackerel> WHEN WE HNNGH, WE HNNGH. NO CATGIRL IS SAFE. NO OTAKU SHRINE IS SACRED. WE ARE MOEWATCH! WE ARE THE LAST LINE OF DEFENSE! WE WILL FAP TO OUR OWN TO HOLD THE MOE LINE, IT IS THE LAST LINE TO EVER HOLD.

#685

Rated 57 by 5 users 
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<Nitya> left, right, left, right, up, up, down, down, select, start
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<Nova> I'm so lost, what is happening
* Nitya is one of the spectators in the background doing something silly
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#427

Rated 56 by 9 users 
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<BEARSHARKTOPUS> wb
<Electivirus> OH GOD IT'S A BEARSHARKTOPUS
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<Electivirus> Is it gone?
<Nitya> is what gone
* BEARSHARKTOPUS bites Electivirus
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<BEARSHARKTOPUS> OM NOM NOM

#609

Rated 56 by 9 users 
<discordant> My coworker and I were talking about how naive the parents were during orientation.
<Komeiji_Koishi> @ship tsukasa/his coworker
<Omnipresence> Komeiji_Koishi: Ship request successful! <3
<Komeiji_Koishi> Where do you work at now, Tsu?
<discordant> ...
<Solstace> ...
<Solstace> That isn't Tzetze.
<Object> :/
<discordant> I am not Tzetze.
<Object> I HAVE BEEN FORSAKEN
<Solstace> You fail forever, Komeiji_Koishi.
<Solstace> FOR FUCKING EVER
<Komeiji_Koishi> What
<Komeiji_Koishi> :<
<Komeiji_Koishi> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* Komeiji_Koishi dies
<discordant> You...
<discordant> You deserve death.
<Object> Even my stalker forgets who I am
<Puffin> Quick, Komeji, ship someone else
<Komeiji_Koishi> Object: Can I make up for it with pity rape
<Puffin> Salvage what pride you still can
<TOKAM> Fun fact: "/msg Omnipresence @trace" is your friend.
<Solstace> @ship Komeiji_Koishi/ETERNAL FAILURE
<Omnipresence> Solstace: Ship request successful! <3
<discordant> Or /whois
<Komeiji_Koishi> :<
* Komeiji_Koishi stabs the fuck out of Solstace.
<discordant> *parents
* Solstace lets out one last laugh before collapsing into dust.
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* Komeiji_Koishi curls up in corner
<discordant> .seen Komeiji_Koishi's honor
<feepbot> discordant: I have not seen Komeiji_Koishi's honor in this channel!

#611

Rated 53 by 8 users 
<feep> .jack//mackerel

#663

Rated 51 by 4 users 
<JackMackerel> The "Roran is a psychopath for being a warrior" kinda bugs me, though. No shit he's prideful over his kills, he's a warrior.
<Barcode[guiltycrown]> yes but *discussion on morality of soldiers*
<Iverum> *discussion of MGS*
<Barcode[guiltycrown]> *inevitable linking of steel battalion mechs*
<Iverum> *argument about the frailty of VTs*
<Barcode[guiltycrown]> *concession, discussion on realism of mechs*
<Iverum> *derailment into the role of tanks on a modern battlefield*
<Barcode[guiltycrown]> *some notes, then lack of response* :P