<Noimporta> OK, now that I know Bin Laden's death, there's no reason for me to stay alive...
<Noimporta> Awake, I mean, awake.
<Noimporta> So later.

<StarGirl00> I bought an umbrella today
<Noimporta> Why did you buy an umbrella? Canada is so cold it rains icicles, you need chainmail, not an umbrella!
<Fluid> Now I kinda feel old :/
<Noimporta> Fluid: Why? You were around when chainmail was fashionable?

<StarGirl00> Care Bears BDSM/noncon porn.
<NoimportaReturns> 1. where do you find this stuff? 2. Why do you let us know it exists?

<ponicalica> .decide GuitarBizarre | lolicon
<Noimporta> <feepbot> ponicalica: GuitarBizarre is indeed a lolicon

<StarGirl00> I hate wasps
<StarGirl00> And bees
<StarGirl00> And anything else that can sting you
<Noimporta> Like syringes?
<StarGirl00> Yes
<StarGirl00> I am fine with the animals as long as there is a glass wall between me and them
<StarGirl00> Like at an aquarium or something
<Noimporta> Bees at an aquarium? I need to go to Canada at least once in my lifetime

<Noimporta> German: The language in which everything sounds like a machine gun's name.

*** Noimporta|Dinner is now known as Noimporta
*** JBridge|away is now known as JBridge
<JBridge> Heh.
<Noimporta> Hey guys, guess who's back?
<Plumbercode> Jbridge?
<JBridge> me?
<Noimporta> Yes.
*** Noimporta is now known as Noimporta|Away
<JBridge> ...That was odd.

<Noimporta> Alicia: It goes.
<Noimporta> And it keeps going and going.
<Noimporta> Then, it crashes into a tree.
<Noimporta> Moral: Always look where you're going.

<IronyAdams> This channel
<IronyAdams> It's turning me into a Japanese housewife
<Noimporta> Resist it, Irony, FIGHT THE SOY SWEETS WITH GENDER EQUALITY!

<Noimporta> Oh, come on, these guys spend all their time RPing, how the hell am I supposed to find a few specific posts 
<IllFlower> They think you're a sentient outgrowth of the forum software? 
<Noimporta> Well, that seems to be my function now 
<Noimporta> So I guess that makes us related