<JBridge> Because if you jump too early or just forget to double jump, you'll just get a face full of robo-crotch.

<GMH> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nERrUQbtGDY&feature=related
<Omnipresence> URL (1/1): YouTube - YAY PEPTO BISMOL
<GMH> <blahcomando> DIARRHEA DIARRHEA DIARRHEA DIARRHEA DIARRHEA this should be banned in 7 states 
<JBridge> That video? It kicks ass.
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<JBridge> Whoops.
<JBridge> too much DIARRHEA.

<Joel> Chickens?
<Fifthman> Choice I liked best -_-
<Joel> Ah.
<Joel> Chickens aren't haphazard, though.
<buttercupistiny> do YOU run around after we chop off your head, joel?
<Joel> Yes.
<buttercupistiny> Well, fuck

<JBridge> And yeah. We raped feepbot to death.
<Nitya> jseblan: Neat.
<jseblan> Yeah
<jseblan> Unless it lasts more than 52 minutes

<Arisaka> If nukes were dicks, the Diebner bomb would require a microscope.

<Bitches> BISCUITS AND SMORES
<And> ...
<Whores> No seriously, I'll thump it if you want

<JBridge> HI, BILLY MAYS HERE.
<JBridge> IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO THE SWEAT OF HIS OWN BROW?
<JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN WASHINGTON. IT BELONGS TO THE POOR.
<JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN THE VATICAN. IT BELONGS TO GOD.
<JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN MOSCOW. IT BELONGS TO EVERYONE.
<JBridge> WELL I HAVE SOMETHING THAT CAN WASH THAT BROW OF YOURS IF YOU JUST DO IT YOURSELF. I AM SELLING TICKETS TO RAPTURE FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $19.95. CALL IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES AND WE WILL THROW IN A COPY OF ATLAS SHRUGGED, ABSOLUTELY FREE.

<JBridge> Why is a cow?
<Macha> to get to the other side.

01:13:42 <Solstace> Oh, god, I'm getting sucked into the world of Penguindrum analysis.
01:13:44 <Solstace> >.>
01:14:14 <Spacethash> It could be worse Solstace.
01:14:20 <JBridge> Yeah.
01:14:20 <Solstace> You're right.
01:14:25 <Solstace> It could be Evangelion analysis.
01:14:25 <JBridge> You could be analyzing Eva.