<JBridge> HI, BILLY MAYS HERE.
<JBridge> IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO THE SWEAT OF HIS OWN BROW?
<JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN WASHINGTON. IT BELONGS TO THE POOR.
<JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN THE VATICAN. IT BELONGS TO GOD.
<JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN MOSCOW. IT BELONGS TO EVERYONE.
<JBridge> WELL I HAVE SOMETHING THAT CAN WASH THAT BROW OF YOURS IF YOU JUST DO IT YOURSELF. I AM SELLING TICKETS TO RAPTURE FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $19.95. CALL IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES AND WE WILL THROW IN A COPY OF ATLAS SHRUGGED, ABSOLUTELY FREE.