<IllFlower> Assuming JackMackerel has common knowledge is like assuming a cow can read. ;) <JackMackerel> standardillflowerinsult.wav <Alkthash> Legionnaire - youmustbenewhere.jpg <RocketDude> @yt nope.avi > Alkthash <zeroplusalpha> thisisapparentlyanewthing.mkv
<Alkthash> And there are topless women on Franks. I wonder how many French teenagers have used their own currency as fap material before the coming of the Euro.
<JuanCarlos> And kids are normally interested in superheroes <Alkthash> Not in shambling plant monsters that have hallucinogenic root sex with their girlfriends.
<JackMackerel> Mari is NOT yandere <GMH[onlinesecretlyfrombed]> i hear she's just insane <Alkthash> She's an Eva character. <Alkthash> Something is wrong with her.
<Alkthash> First thing I would do if I had reality warping powers - make it so that typing an emoticon sets a persons hands on fire.
<Iverum> Welcome back, JackMack. <JackMackerel> Thanks. <Buttercupistiny> hello stabby friend * TParadox preemptively stabs JackMackerel <Alkthash> Hey * JackMackerel parried the stab. <TParadox> Your reaction time is weak. I stabbed you like half an hour ago. <Alkthash> We're in a fighting anime. That's plenty of time to pary <Iverum> That whole time was JackMackerel reminiscing about the time Tzetze taught him the master parry. <Iverum> In sepia. <JackMackerel> And then I raped him on accident. <JuanCarlos> You can't rape people on accident. <Iverum> JuanCarlos: Well, the ultimate parry is done with the penis. <Alkthash> Just admit that you auto parry by using your flab to absorb bullet wounds.
<Alkthash> Heinous fuckery most foul.
<JackMackerel> @ship endrance/yoda <Solstace> JackMackerel: Should've expected that from you. <JackMackerel> It is my fetish. <Iverum> I thought stabbing people was your fetish. <Evangelyne> I thought seeing women in sushi costumes tackling each other in a giant fondue pot was your fetish. <Solstace> I thought Tzetze was your fetish.
<Alkthash> Yeah, but I don't care about every blade of grass and tree or pointless anecdote Tolkien throws in between The Shite and Mordor.
<Spacethash> Every Hemmingway book in a nutshell: Why did the chicken cross the road? To die. Alone. In the rain. Because he went to war.