<IllFlower> "Is this better than the Hamas dubstep?" // on a scale of "weird things to see right as you're checking in", this is pretty high

<ponicalica> of course not, and ignore the meth I'm taking off this gay prostitute

<Alkthash> Nothing livens up a conversation like seguing into how Pandas have tiny penises and are terrible lovers

<Nitya> look, man. i'm not an alternate universe hitler who writes about cars. cars aren't my thing! go ask hitler if you want that kind of detail

<Barcostuming> Snowden will not leak Russian assassins to your dad's location.

<Nitya> my dong is six feet deep.

<fatestayinthekitchen> i guess even antinatalists like lesbians

<EthZee> Come on, guys, I know I wasn't the only person to masturbate to it.

<Alicia> Fabulous moaning right here.

<MilesDroid> there are only so many explanations on how you got a shampoo bottle rammed in your asshole, so most people are straight forward