<SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan> @topic Saltybet is the most pointless, ridiculous, absurd waste of time yet invented thus far. It's also hilarious. Watch it.
<Omnipresence> SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan: Topic messages may not exceed 96 characters in length.
<SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan> @topic MY DICK EXCEEDS 96 CHARACTERS IN LENGTH.
* Omnipresence has changed the topic to: Read me first: https://room208.org/yackfest/ | <SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan> MY DICK EXCEEDS 96 CHARACTERS IN LENGTH.
<SpruceZeus> that is basically the most charlatan thing
<SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan> SpruceZeus: *tips hat*

<JackMackerel> @yt hookers and blow party
<Omnipresence> JackMackerel: YouTube: (1/25) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWerT-eO8_I — Hookers and Blow: Welcome to the Republican Convention — 19892 views (+2923 more characters)
<JackMackerel> ....That works, too.

<Juan> @more
<Omnipresence> Juan: Spider-Girl.
<Juan> grrr
<Myrmirond> If you really want @more, scream it out louder, if you on the floor, bring out the fire, And light it up, take it up higher, Gonna push it to the limit, give it @more. 
<RocketDude> In the midnight call, she cried "@more, @more, @more!" With a rebel yell, she cried "@more, @more, @more!"

<Haruspex> You could just de-op Omni.
<Haruspex> Assuming it doesn't just grow the op back.
<Xeniera> so, in a sleep induced delirium, I read that as "doesn't just grow the balls back", and then I realized how similar "op" looks to a cock and balls.
<Iverum> Welp.
<Iverum> We can leave now.
<Haruspex> Go the fuck to sleep, Solstace.
<Xeniera> Hahahahahaha
<Xeniera> you are all secretly genitalia.

<Nitya> [[scroogle]]
<Omnipresence> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Google
<Nitya> oh nice
<Nitya> [[micro$oft]]
<Omnipresence> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Microsoft
<Nitya> yes.
<Nitya> is there one for amazon... [[criticism of amazon]]
<Omnipresence> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_Kindle

<JackMackerel> @g totally not porn of tzetze
<Omnipresence> JackMackerel: Google: Suspiciously Specific Denial - Television Tropes & Idioms — http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial

<Nitya> my brother's reading ff.net.  sadface.
<@Omnipresence> URL: [ff.net → www.pantsu.net] Anime for the ecchi otaku / Pantsu.net
<Nitya> .....
<Nitya> not that

<GuitarBizarre> @quote
<Omnipresence> QDB: (#44, +2/4) <TParadox> It sounds like something {{Setzer and Friedberg}} would do. <TropeBot> Trope SetzerAndFriedberg doesn't exist. Closest match: ITT we are all online trolls.  - TV Tropes Forum http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=iqx9hlxqcd3mwrc1gjuqltqy&page=4
<TropeBot> Trope SetzerAndFriedberg doesn't exist. Closest match: Guilty Pleasures http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuiltyPleasures
<GuitarBizarre> .....

<IllFlower> Actually-actually, now that I think about it, @help should return a private notice. Oh, well, I don't think anyone's going to be entertained by @help spamming.
<Jack> I don't know, IllFlower, we do get pretty bored...
<StarGirl00> @help
<Omnipresence> StarGirl00: as, crackship, define, g, gcalc, google, jdic, lastfm, moeccount, moefy, moesupply, omochi, quote, seen, ship, time, trope, users, w, wr, youtube, yt (see https://omnipresence.atashi.org/commands/ for details)
<Parable> @help
<Omnipresence> Parable: as, crackship, define, g, gcalc, google, jdic, lastfm, moeccount, moefy, moesupply, omochi, quote, seen, ship, time, trope, users, w, wr, youtube, yt (see https://omnipresence.atashi.org/commands/ for details)
<AttObl> IllFlower: Since this chatroom is getting slow, and we're bored...
<IllFlower> Then I'll kick people. I find that quite entertaining. :D

<Zudak> @translate english: eat shit and die german:
<Omnipresence> Zudak: Google translation from German (auto-detected) to English: english: eat shit and the German: