<eX> I would be somewhat surprised if you knew any of my sexual history <eX> and a little concerned <Blackmoon> I am *intimately* familiar with eX's sexual history. <eX> Blackmoon is watching me copulate? <JBridge> Always. <Blackmoon> Ceiling Blackmoon. <Lin_Chong> He watches everyone copulate. <Lin_Chong> He has sexual-omniscience.
<krrackknut> Let us speak of lady's bosoms. <GuitarBizarre> I posit that ladies bosoms are rad. * Dracia deathglares at krrackknut <krrackknut> And I concur. <GuitarBizarre> This calls for celebration! Bartender, a round of drinks and fancy costumes! <Dracia> *You all hear her knuckles cracking* <krrackknut> DEFEAT AWKWARDNESS <krrackknut> WITH MAXIMUM RIDICULOSITY <GuitarBizarre> AWKWARDNESS ZONE <GuitarBizarre> DEFEATED! <Dracia> plays FF victory fanfare * GuitarBizarre dressed as a victorian gentleman, cheers krrackknut * krrackknut adjusts his monocle
<zeroplusalpha> Did I not say this before? Somewhere in there is a demented teenager that refuses to go quietly into the night. <Lin_Chong> I think I might have one. <Lin_Chong> In my colon. <Lin_Chong> Damned thing just won't digest. <zeroplusalpha> In my colon. <-- That's gross. >_< <Lin_Chong> I know! <Lin_Chong> He just won't stop singing songs about spleens! <Lin_Chong> I think he's got a rhyming dictionary in there! <IllFlower> Lin_Chong: "this right here is the spleen / I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to be green / what have you been eating, my master? / you know it'll just make you die faster"
<Lin_Chong> What is best in life? <Rig> Fat blunts.
<IllFlower> would it be laughable to attempt to play a modern racing game using nothing but a keyboard, because I am sorely tempted to. <zeroplusalpha> That's ok, I play visual novels with a wheel. <blackberryPanther> Imagine Zero twirling the steering wheel furiously to choose the right option. <blackberryPanther> And for the sex minigames, he's furiously pounding on the pedals. <IllFlower> that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "driving the plot forward". <zeroplusalpha> As it does to "driving stick", presumably.