<GMH> i watched one episode of MSG 00
<IllFlower> Monosodium Glutamate 00, where you get headaches of questionable cause after watching it, and maybe an upset stomach!

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<Nitya> left, right, left, right, up, up, down, down, select, start
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<Nova> I'm so lost, what is happening
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<IllFlower> Good morning, zeroplusalpha. How's the marketing copy treating you? ;)
<zeroplusalpha> OK, that's scary, you remembered something I said buried under a discussion about indie computer games from yesterday.
<IllFlower> If you pretend I'm a computer like everyone else does, it becomes slightly less scary.
<zeroplusalpha> Uh, I *did* pretend. Now I'm not so sure it's necessary to.
<JuanCarlos> So you mean to say that a sentient computer is not scary at all

<Iverum> Buttercupistiny: Thank you for being a sane and reasonable Catholic woman.
<Buttercupistiny> You're very welcome.
<Buttercupistiny> Though I might challenge you on calling me sane.
<IllFlower> Just let him call you sane and be done with it, Buttercupistiny. You can tear off his head and eat his entrails later.
<Buttercupistiny> :D he will make a yummy feast
<Iverum> I'm actually very bony.

<Motoko> It's the hidden downside of being a magical girl. After staying up all night fighting evil, you have to rely on... um, *other* kinds of fairy dust just to stay awake during the day.

<IllFlower> Oh, man. I'm just imagining Touhou combined with licensing flamewars. "MY FLYING LOLIS DESERVE TO BE GPLV3" "NO YOU COMMUNIST THEY'RE TOTALLY BSD" "GO DIE IN A HAIL OF 4KOMA"

<IllFlower> No, seriously, people, cut it out with the colors. It makes my IRC client look like the bastard child of a Christmas tree and an Easter egg...

<Tzetzuo> I inadvertently convinced my parents that I lost a contest with atashi, which is an "R&D" website.
<IllFlower> I take it your stickers came in... and I really would like to know how you got there from here.
<Tzetzuo> "So what was that letter?  Some kind of contest?" "Uh, yeah, sorta." "Did you win?" "I got some stickers." "Ha.  So what is this thing... atashi?" "It's um, it's a sort of arty website." "R&D?"
<IllFlower> You're a master of awkwardly not explaining things, aren't you.

<IllFlower> Ah, still no replies. I knew I should have picked something that required less creativity and more snowclones.

<Solstace> I just let imagination fill in the blanks.
<Solstace> ...
<Rika> That's probably for the best, because reality will probably disappoint you somehow
<Solstace> Yeah.
<Solstace> That's part of why I don't poke and pry too much.
<Rika> ...wait, this conversation is beginning to have sexual overtones, isn't it?
<Solstace> Maybe.
<Solstace> I swear it isn't intentional.
* Rika puts on robe and wizard hat