<Miyabi> I just made the weirdest typo ever. <Miyabi> I was trying to get to facebook, and ended up typing "keanu reeves" instead. <VerticalPig> Oh, that's like how every time I want to type "I have no life and I should be doing something else" I end up doing "/connect EsperNet; /j #yackfest"
<Yayoi> I was reading the Wikipedia article on the Gregorian calendar yesterday and caught myself wondering why nobody could properly spell "solstace". <Solstace> I'm telling you. It's the dictionaries that're wrong.
<Solstace> "wading through a sea of dongs" sounds like it could be a line in a rap. <Iverum> Or a trip to China.
<ponicalica> I remember when I first saw "asl" and though it was something like dsl <Xeniera> analog subscriber line <Xeniera> internet in a steampunk world <Xeniera> packets sent via clockwork <Xeniera> incredibly high latencies
<Suke> Solstace. <Suke> I want you inside me * Solstace thrusts his hands inside Suke's abdomen, and begins to massage him from the inside.
<Nitya> bluh, this person starts comments with "hi". I am irrationally annoyed <Solstace> hi <Solstace> a/s/l
<Fiora> I actually tried to build cities and stuff ._. <Fiora> and I didn't cheat <Nitya> you nerd! <Fiora> I was like <Fiora> 5 years old <Nitya> still a nerd. <Xeniera> That just reinforces teh point, Fiora. <Fiora> I wasn't denying iiiit >_< <Nitya> your first words were "Kirk is better than Picard, nya"
<Solstace> List of things Solstace geeks out about: Music, Serial Killers, NGE, tribal ethics <Nitya> solstace would later go on to write an entire opera about misato becoming a papua new guinean serial killer
<Haruspex> You could just de-op Omni. <Haruspex> Assuming it doesn't just grow the op back. <Xeniera> so, in a sleep induced delirium, I read that as "doesn't just grow the balls back", and then I realized how similar "op" looks to a cock and balls. <Iverum> Welp. <Iverum> We can leave now. <Haruspex> Go the fuck to sleep, Solstace. <Xeniera> Hahahahahaha <Xeniera> you are all secretly genitalia.
<Yuan|Cooking> Drat. <Yuan|Cooking> I don't know which wine to add. <Solstace> Add the most expensive one you can find. <Solstace> That way, if it turns out bad, you can call it an acquired taste.