<Alkthash> The girl at the checkout was bagging the lady in front of me 's groceries and she asked "What the heck do you need with 14 cans of whipped cream?"
<Alkthash> Automatically I answered "Supplies for an orgy."
<Alkthash> The lady in front of me had her face turn bright red.
<Cogito> That means it was true.
<VicariousShaner> Did she slap you?
<Alkthash> No.
<VicariousShaner> did she at least invite you?

<VicariousShaner> Its dark out though
<VicariousShaner> Rapists have a 100 percent standing outside yoru door chance
<VicariousShaner> like, even when they dont rape you, they are watching
<VicariousShaner> watching
<VicariousShaner> Possibly raping the bush
<VicariousShaner> in wait