<Alkthash> The girl at the checkout was bagging the lady in front of me 's groceries and she asked "What the heck do you need with 14 cans of whipped cream?" <Alkthash> Automatically I answered "Supplies for an orgy." <Alkthash> The lady in front of me had her face turn bright red. <Cogito> That means it was true. <VicariousShaner> Did she slap you? <Alkthash> No. <VicariousShaner> did she at least invite you?