<StarGirl00>
    Stranger: hi asl
    You: (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there
    Stranger: haha fag!
    Stranger: the world hates people like you
    You: For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.
    Stranger: die
    You: It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
   [Your conversational partner has disconnected.]

<StarGirl00> At least this guy got to the point
<StarGirl00>
    Stranger: female ?
    You: yes
    Stranger: would you plz rate my dick ? it would mean alot to me :/ plz be honest
   [You have disconnected.]

<StarGirl00>
    You: hi
    Stranger: i wanna be dominated
   [You have disconnected.]

<BonSequitur> Oh, no.
<BonSequitur> I'm taking a sidestep into bat country.
<BonSequitur> COCKBAT country.