<Charlatan> I fucking hate ice. <Charlatan> I fucking hate how it's everywhere in this town. <Charlatan> I hate nearly slipping and busting my ass approx. twice a day if not more. <Charlatan> I hate that there is an especially icy patch of ice in the driveway outside my dorm which even covers the sidewalk. <Charlatan> I hate ice freezing and then melting and then freezing again in a different spot that throws me off. <IllFlower> You should buy a flamethrower and become a badass over-the-top video game protagonist. <Charlatan> A berserker-packing man-and-a-half? <IllFlower> "HELL HAS FROZEN OVER, AND ONLY ONE MAN CAN MAKE SURE IT BURNS AGAIN."