<ColorPrinter> So in my dwarf fortress world there's a god depicted as an anchovy that once cursed a serpent woman and turned her into a were-giraffe.
<ColorPrinter> I can't even make that shit up.

<ColorPrinter> "The Water Buffalo Cow gores The Minotaur in the head with her right horn, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!"
<ColorPrinter> I don't even
<ColorPrinter> A minotaur just got its ass handed to it by a few humans (i have no idea where they came from), and my livestock.