<ShoujiAn> What do I get as a representative of the Tzetzen empire?
<JackMackerel> A jackknife.
<Johann> ShoujiAn: sex
<Charlatan> ShoujiAn: A free anthology edition of the Illuminatus Trilogy.
<ShoujiAn> Hmm. All this sounds good...
* JackMackerel gives ShoujiAn a nasty looking knife
<Johann> well, i refuse to give you sex
<ShoujiAn> If I stab someone with it will they get a nasty disease?
<ShoujiAn> Ok
<Haruspex> You also get an anus dentata for dealing with Jackerel. Use it wisely.
<ShoujiAn> Cool!
<Charlatan> ...Anus dentata. Fascinating.
<JackMackerel> Strapons.
<JackMackerel> It STILL hurts :<
<Haruspex> I don't think that "anus" is actually Latin (?), but Tzetzeans speak Byzantine Greek anyway.