<Jack> look
<Jack> fuck you and you're spelling
<Jack> I'm just going to come up with my own loanguage
<Jack> it will be like english
<Jack> but it will be spelled however if ukcing please

<Rotty> Tze: When will they make a ponibaby?
<Nitya> Let me consult the spirits
*** Nitya is now known as Haruspex
* Haruspex slays a goat
<Haruspex> alright let's see
<Haruspex> I think the leaking shit shows a May birth

<jseblan> oh man I love quicksaving/quickloading in Skyrim's PC version
<jseblan> "God I hate Nazeem" *F5* "haha I killed Nazeem" *F9* "I'll kill him again and again and again and again-"

<Jinxed> if you want a hug I can give ya one
<Jinxed> but korgy's special cause he's a teddy bear
<Noimporta> Being Australian, wouldn't he be more of a Koala?
<Korgmeister> Koalas are like psycho teddy bears.
<Korgmeister> Oh wait, that kinda works.
<Jinxed> well I have a theory he's a mutant Corgi who's grown gigantic
<Jinxed> he just happens to be kinna grumpy

<Rustedsoda> just because in Japan you can find images of little boys being fondled on a regular basis, does not mean it is legal to do that in Japan.

<Kaguya|Darxzero> Ooo. A boss door. Let's see what horror awaits me... 
<Kaguya|Darxzero> ...Oh God. ...It's the Yellow Devil. D:
<Kaguya|Darxzero> ...Well, that went badly. D:
<GuitarBizarre> Fu Manchu kicked your ass?

<LORd> Does anyone know of a girl with a customizable soundtrack, actually?
<Barcode> a girl?
<LORd> ...
<LORd> *game
<LORd> fuck you ponicalica this is totally your fault
<ponicalica> only Buttercup gets to fuck me, sorry

<SpruceZeus> Something about the juxtaposition of those two elements
<SpruceZeus> the train simulator, and the dub step
<SpruceZeus> it's just inherently amusing somehow

<Nyktos> computer is being a cunt, I need to log off for a sex
<Nyktos> *sec O_O

<JBridge>  I'm gonna have to slap a bitch.
* ColorPrinter summons bitch to slap
* ivoryRum bestows the title of Bitch Summoner on ColorPrinter.